Wednesday’s Words: 5 Random Life Thoughts


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“Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.” Dave Barry

“Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in one ahead.” Bill McGlashen

“If you steal from one author, it’s plagiarism; if you steal from many, it’s research.” Wilson Mizner

“If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.” Flip Wilson

“How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?” Anonymous

 

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galeweithers

Barbadian mother and lover of laughter; story teller and best-selling author; happy to follow God's lead and to live my mantra: "you've gotta be a rainbow in the lives of others when it rains."

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